Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
They took my balls.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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