"it" just moved
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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