Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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