North Korea, Best Korea!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
