You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
