I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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