if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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