the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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