didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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