I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize
