I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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