In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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