Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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