11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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