STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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