That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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