I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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