remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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