Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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