We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
