Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
