Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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