i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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