We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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