i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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