I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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