1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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