We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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