Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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