You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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