Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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