Define "chronic" masturbator.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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