The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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