I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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