You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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