ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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