And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Omg I joined a choir last night...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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