You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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