To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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