cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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