no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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