She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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