Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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