it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
