are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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