Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
sex in a hospital.. check
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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