It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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