Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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