What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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