so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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