guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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